Birthday Birthday Birthday!
Birthday Birthday Birthday!
Big “O “Birthday!
The millenniums of Birthday!
The great odometer flip Birthday!
Birthday to set your watch to!
Birthday to celebrate!
Birthday to indulge!
Birthday to promote like the opening of a new slinky bar draped in neon silk with jazz cigarette!
Happy Birthday Mr. President Birthday sang to you by some strange little girl with skirt blowing up from the subterranean vents of desire!
Birthday!
-Who remembers 10?
-20 is the same as 21 in the US…
But here we go with the Cadillacs of birthday!
The Big “O” Birthday!
The 30 Birthday! –I awoke in Bath, England!
The 40 Birthday! –I will awake in Prague!
The 50 Birthday! – Ask BazHead!
The 60 Birthday! – All the famous scientists love this one!
We get a few of ‘em! If we’re lucky!
National holiday Birthday!
Birthday you call in sick for!
Birthday you can set your reminders in Outlook to!
Birthday for your countless calendar apps!
Birthday you can invite the world to!
Birthday you can light the candles on both ends!
Birthday howl for both midnights!
Birthday endangered species Birthday!
Birthday you can tack on Google Maps!
Birthday shot heard around the world!
Birthday you shout out into the crevice of secrets!
Hold no bars Birthday! Be held in bars Birthday!
Birthday Zappa would play to in Muffin Man Hell!
Birthday Dylan would comment on in passing from a tender lyric to a card room next to a blown bank vault!
Birthday Van Gogh would cash his other ear in for!
Birthday etched into the frescoes of the Enlightenment!
Birthday singing in the rain! Tap dance in mud! Mosquito balm on bare legs! Fire dance! Tom Waits! A little Nick Cave! Birthday! Tequila shots served by anonymous hands! Pictures taken behind lightning flashes and Boom-Boom thunder behind the makeshift DJ booth! Everyone posing in the Strangler Fig! Food and more food! Birthday party! Old faces and newcomers shootin’ the shit! Birthday on the rocks and in the bag!
Birthday to end all Birthday!
Birthday to remember!
Birthday to remember!
Birthday to remember!
Birthday pagans would worship under the house of god!
Birthday no stone unturned!
Birthday seen from outer space!
Birthday found under the microscope in ancient DNA!
Birthday in the comet too close for comfort!
Birthday in the 65 million year old K/T Boundary iridium piñata!
Birthday in the spiked punch bowl!
Birthday on the dying lips of a silent era Hollywood film star!
Birthday tsunami!
Birthday found in fortune cookies!
Birthday on the back of milk cartons!
Birthday jade in Shaolin Temple!
Birthday cakewalk around a dozen chairs painted on a grain of rice!
Birthday wish! Birthday Dish! Mind the gap on Birthday Cavendish!
Pin the tail on the Birthday!
Birthday running of the bulls in your own personal Pamplona paradigm!
Do not hold back!
Wear Birthday hat!
Do not go gently into that good Birthday!
And I almost forgot…
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
You look like a monkey!
(And you smell like one too!)

